FOLIO | BOOK REVIEW IF I NEVER MET YOU BY MHAIRI MCFARLANE

Fancy a bit of light relief from all the doom and gloom around us? Here is a fun, easy read with lots of humour and plot twists by the Sunday Times bestselling author, Mhairi McFarlane.

If I Never Met You is about Laurie whose partner, Dan dumps her after 18 years, just as she is hoping they will start a family. She is devastated by this turn of events, and to heap on more humiliation, they still have to work together in the same law firm. So when Laurie gets stuck in the lift with her good-looking colleague, Jamie, who is the office heartthrob, they hatch a plan to stage the perfect romance.

He’s looking for a promotion, but his bosses have indicated that he needs to settle down. Laurie wants revenge to make Dan jealous.

“Laurie had made them a great home and it still wasn’t enough. Or, she wasn’t. She felt so foolish: the whole time he’d been growing colder, quietly horrified, hemmed in and alienated by it. It was such a shallow thing, but Laurie felt so damn uncool for being satisfied by a life that Dan wasn’t.”

It’s a fauxmance rather than a romance, but things get complicated in this hilarious, touching and well-written tale which will have you turning the pages into the wee small hours.

“I think long-term relationships are the most potent demonstration of Sunk Cost Fallacy you’ll ever see,” Jamie said. “The definition of Sunk Cost Fallacy is a refusal to change something that makes you unhappy. You won’t, because look at the time and money and effort you’ll have wasted if you do. Which of course only means more waste.”

Had this been what Dan decided?’

If I Never Met You is Mhairi McFarlane’s sixth novel and she says she’d wanted to write the Fake Romance trope for ages: “The social media age is such a rich time to write the wholly performative love affair because there’s so much highlights-reel-showing-off going on already. To counterpoint the high concept romance, I wanted the pain that spurred the protagonist into doing it to feel very real: thus the awful separation and ‘emotional ghosting’ Laurie gets right on the cusp of starting a family and in sight of middle age.

And of course at the heart of it all is that romantic comedy mainstay: two people who imagine they’re chalk and cheese.”

Enjoy this classy rom com from a clever, witty writer.

By Letitia Fitzpatrick

FOLIO | BOOK REVIEW: Leonard and Hungry Paul by Rónán Hession

The writer of this beautiful, uplifting and touching first novel has been a senior civil servant for many years, and has captured the imagination of readers in Ireland where the novel is set, as well as abroad.

Leonard and Hungry Paul by Rónán Hession tells of two friends in their thirties, who seem a bit odd and nerdy, but are good-natured and happy with themselves and their world. Their greatest passion is board games, and they enjoy reading science journals, encyclopaedias and birdwatching.

Hungry Paul lives with his mother and father, and the family are content together. Leonard also lives at home, with his widowed mother. Mindfulness is all the rage these days, and we are invited into the two friends’ world where they live in the present, take care of their parents, are kind, and delight in the small joys of life. They remind us that life is precious, even when people are uncelebrated.

The public response to this book, published in March 2019, has been phenomenal; it became a word-of-mouth bestseller in Ireland and Britain and was the subject of a publishers’ bidding war in America. It was also chosen by Dublin, Unesco City of Literature, as 2019’s One Dublin One Book where everyone in the city reads a designated book during April.

The book is a positive story, celebrating small acts of kindness which can mean so much, and seems particularly apt in these troubled times where we have come to appreciate friends and family more.

A busy father, Hession wrote Leonard and Hungry Paul in 2017 in the late evenings when his children were in bed. That’s still when he writes, when he has the house to himself. It was his first experience of writing prose and there aren’t any writers in his family. Being chosen for One Dublin One Book has made him realise how rooted he is in the city.

Leonard and Hungry Paul is a celebration of people who live quiet lives, people who “don’t push themselves to the front” and are often either simplified or, worse, rendered grotesque in literature. This is why there are very few physical descriptions, no surnames, no place names. The author didn’t want shortcuts, and believes that if you want to take quiet people and put them in the foreground, you need to prune away the things that normally obscure them.

“Leonard and Hungry Paul in particular, is heavily influenced by coming out of a decade of reading children’s books for my kids,” he says. “What children’s books do a bit better than other fiction is they try to go beyond just saying ‘the world is a bad place’… They try and say, ‘Is there a way to be in the world, given the world is the way it is? How do I engage with the world without it overwhelming me?’… That’s something I think of in my own life and it comes out in the book.”

It’s an unexpected treasure of a book which I thoroughly recommend.

By Letitia Fitzpatrick